How much excitement can one dog have in a day?

I found a big bag of crunchy little morsels on the patio shelf and pulled it down to play with it. It was BIG! I had to drag it around a bit before some of the morsels came out of it and it could finally fit through the magic portal where I could take it to my lair. Those little morsel are....well....little and they got everywhere! I tried to cover them up with other useful household items, unsuccessfully of course.

I found one of the very delicious items that my people like to hold and tempt me with on occasion. I played with it for a while....until it wasn't fun anymore. My mom said it is a book called "Deathwatch". I will have to do further research to understand what this means.